Anti-love

Dear Mr.Brightside,

What is love? Love is given by God, they say. Love is patient, Love is blind, Love is kind, Love doesnt hurt... Oh wait!! Lets get back to that. "Love doesnt hurt". Who the hell said that? Love doesnt wha??? Believe it or not my friends, or whatever you are to me, LOVE HURTS!!!
I strongly belive thet love is a sickness. Its abnormal, more like an allergy. Like allergy, love is caused by hormones. It feels so good at first, but when people change, when your special someone changes, when the apple of your eye rots, when your so-called true love is true no more, It would definitely HURT!!! It would cost you bigtime. Like climbing a very high place; Like, lets say the Empire state building, then taking a leap downwards. The experience of falling is comfortable, but the moment you touch ground, its OVER!!! You would be lucky if you live. Even the greatest men in history died of this disease. NO wait! Its not just a disease. Its an epidemic. No one is immune to it. The worst thing is there is no cure. It is something doctors forgot to brainstorm on yet it is very evident everywhere; or maybe its something they neglect on purpose because they themselves are infected. You see love is bittersweet, thats not right, BITTERsweet. 10% sweet all the rest BITTER. Think of all the shameful things you do for love. Well, maybe for you it isnt but look at yourself in the mirror. Being in-love could also mean being drunk, just take away the dizziness and lack of coordination. I mean, you totally know what youre doing however you lack the judgement to stop when you have to. Whats really bothering is even if you prevent it, it would still hurt you. I mean, you cant really prevent it because it comes from the inside but once you try to control it, it strikes you hard. Its the only disease whre cure is better than prevention bu, as I said, there, is no cure so its also likesaying nothing is better than prevention. Its like a 2 sentenced paradox. Furthurmore, breaking up the hard way is incomparably heavy. Thats actually why some people go emotional or EMO. Pardon me if I didnt mention breaking up the okay way because clearly, If the breakup is okay between lovers, it just means that they love someone else. Its just like starting the whole painful process all over again.
They may have escaped it the first time but sooner or later, they will habe to feel it. It is inevitable. It is crazy to actually think there are poeple who are desperate for love. I cant believe it, its like craving for CANCER! We claim that we are the smartest beings on earth yet we are acting stupider than animals. At least animals run away from the things that hurt them but we, human beings, strive to have more. Thus I say we are the second stupidest animals next to LOVEBIRDS. Lovebirds clearly are the stupidest because saying lovebirds is just like saying stupidbirds. Imagine having really small Brains and stupid at that. To cut this remorse short, I
woul like to say LOVE TOTALLY SUCKS! Thats all, and I dont hate anyone, I just dont love.

Hate,
Love-Hater

Mr. Brightside:

OKAY!!! clearly you dont need my opinion on this one. I could SEE that you are trully decided. Clearly you didnt write to ask for an advice(Thank you to Daniel Sanchez for correcting my grammatically incorrect use of advice.). Maybe you you just actually wrote to advertise something. Dude, your totally missing out on my purpose of creating this BRIGHTER SIDE blog, and whats with the CAPITAL LETTERS man?? Is it for EMPHASIS or whatever coz if it is, its DISTURBING. Anyway, its still my job to look for the brighter side of your situation. Lets see, based on what you wrote,I would say you are actually bitter for someone. I cant imagine anyone, whose normal, could think love is a disease, oh wait, an epidemic I mean. The good thing is you are in the right place and you wrote to the right guy. Thats a bright one. Another is you are doing an excellent job in ventilating your bitterness. Go ahead write about it. Its because of paople like you that I actually have a life. Thats another bright side. Next is, when people read this entry, they will have another outlook of love. You actually helped othr people move on. See, you are not so bad at all. Not because he/she dumped you doesnt mean youre a loser. There are many other people who would love you back or maybe even more. Who konws? It could be that person beside you in that net cafe, or that visitor who came by after you have read this blog. Love hurts we know, but its the abilityto feel it that makes us different from animals. We are superior because we love and they dont thus youre the only one whose dumber than everythin else but lovebirds. Love could crush you, but it could also be the same thing that would revive you. No one could replace him/her I know, you know why? Coz I know someone else is out there and she is actually much better for you. I hope that would help.